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By Sherri on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Filled Under: family, real life snippet

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SHERRI: Oh my god Mom, just ignore the requests then.

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SHERRI Valium For Sale, : Sure. Mixing valium with cough syrup, Add the hooker. Let her help you with your farm. Every farm should have a hooker.

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SHERRI: (sigh) Okay.

MOTHER: Are you even listening to what I'm saying.

SHERRI: Unfortunately.

MOTHER: So, I should add the hooker even if she's a virus.

SHERRI: Yes. Add the hooker. If she's a virus your farm will die and then this conversation never has to ever happen again.

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Clomid For Sale

By Sherri on Monday, August 10, 2009
Filled Under: family, real life snippet

FADE IN:
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MOM: Do you remember your second cousin MEE from Pennsylvania?


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Marie EE added you as a friend on Facebook.  We need to confirm that you know Marie in order for you to be friends on Facebook.

Marie EE says, "I am your second cousin . I think.  Thats what your mom says so I guess I believe her. I don't know. "




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By Sherri on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Filled Under: my neighbors = slobs, real life snippet
My neighbor across the street is a nice guy. He is divorced, probably somewhere around 45 years old and lives alone. He moved in about 3 years ago and we were happy when he did because the previous owners were disgusting. Without going into detail, I'll just say this: the previous owners were friends with The Messies. Anyway, when the new dude moved in, he basically gutted the entire house. He made it pretty and clean and it's great. When he began working on the house, it was in August and super hot. We went over and introduced ourselves and brought him lots of things to drink since he wasn't living there yet because it was such a disaster. Since he's moved in, we always wave, yell "hello" across the road and he will occasionally come across to give The Dogger some love. He's a good dude but not someone we know that well. For the past two weeks, he had a houseguest staying there. Someone with a Vermont license plate. She had two super fluffy, pretty dogs and she would wave hello if she saw me out walking The Dogger. The other day, she was at her truck and I was walking The Dogger. She waved me over, saying she'd love to pet Winnister Magoo. So, we went over. We introduced ourselves and started talking. It was strange because it felt as though we knew each other and had anyone approached and listened in, they would assume we've known each other for a long time. She trains dogs and runs a dog rescue place in Vermont. We shared info about ourselves and had a nice chat. I mentioned how happy we were when R. moved in because he really made the house look great. The conversation then took a funny turn: Her: "So, uh, what's with your neighbors?" Me: "Oh, you must mean The Messies." Her: "They're disgusting." Me: "Yeah." Her: "That couch has been at their curb for weeks now." Me: "Yeah. They once had a Bed Bug Infested Mattress out there for months. They're scary." Her: "So, uh, the lady of the house - does she, like, take care of retarded kids?" Me: [trying not to pee my pants] "Ohhh, no. Those are her kids and they're not retarded." Her: "Are you sure about that? That weird little boy [Sassy Sally] seems retarded. He stares at R.'s house and yells hi when no one is even outside. He also sings a lot. Loudly." Me: "Nah, he's not retarded. He's just, well, weird. And Sassy. And likes to wear Jelly shoes and sing songs from Annie. Loudly." Her: "Jesus fucking Christ, I feel sorry for you." I love this girl. PS: The Bed Bug Couch is still at the curb. It's been 23 days. My offer to start a betting pool still stands.

Real Life Snippet #9

By Sherri on Friday, February 6, 2009
Filled Under: family, life, real life snippet
Mom: OK, so about this Facebook thing... Me: [sigh] Yes? Mom: All I see is "Sherri is doing this and Sherri is doing that..." What does that mean? Me: It's called your "status" - you change it and tell people what you're doing. Mom: Well all I see is your status. Me: You need to add more friends. Mom: Do I need to update my status? Me: Only if you want to. Mom: I don't want to. Me: Well... then don't. Mom: Will I get in trouble? Me: Yes, Mom. The Facebook Police will come to your house and gut you like a fish because you didn't tell your 3 friends what you ate for lunch or that you just got done blinking. Mom: How do I change it? Me: Please don't. Please just leave it blank. Please. Mom: Also, Facebook keeps sending me emails from people and when I email back, nothing happens. Me: Those are notifications that people are sending you messages. You can't reply via Hotmail. You need to go into your Facebook inbox and reply to their messages. Mom: That sounds like a lot of work. Where's the inbox? Me: [sigh] Mom: Also, I'm at work and Cindy keeps telling me that I haven't added her as a friend even though she asked to be my friend. Why isn't it working? She asks if she can be my friend but she doesn't show up. Me: You need to confirm her friend request. Mom: How do I do that? Me: [sigh] Go into your Facebook profile and on the upper right side of the page it will say something about the requests. Or, if you look in the lower right corner, you'll see it in your notifications. Mom: And then what? Me: Then you confirm her request. Mom: All of that just so she can be my friend? Me: Yes. Mom: She must really want to be my friend. Me: It's not exclusive to you, Mom. That's how you accept requests for friends. If you're in the office and Cindy is sitting there telling you that you haven't added her, can't she just show you how to do it? Mom: Well, she just started this Facebook thing too and we're both confused. Me: Awesome. Mom: So after I add her, then I'll get to see what she's doing? Me: Are you asking if once you accept her as a friend does that mean you'll get to see her status changes? Yes- if she updates her status. You won't see it if she leaves it blank like you do. Mom: Oh good. Me: Or, you know, you could just walk over to her desk and ask her what she's doing. Mom: That's not as fun.
Me: [sigh]