Mom: “I had a crazy dream about you and J. last night! You had twin babies that were from India. You kept leaving the babies with me. I kept giving them baths and changing their diapers, but they would never poop!”
Mom: “And I asked the girl baby why they never pooped and even though she was a baby, she could talk. She said, ‘We did poop once!’” And then I overhead J. on the phone with some girl and he was making plans to meet her somewhere. She was singing loud enough for me to hear her- “Hug me, Kissss me, Dooooo me!”
Mom: “And you were all dressed up and wearing a sequined shirt. I told you that J. was cheating on you and that I overheard him making plans to go out some a girl and you just shrugged your shoulders and said, ‘He can go out if he wants.” The whole dream seemed SO real!”
Me: “Well, you definitely know it’s not real.”
Mom: “I know. You with twins? (laughter) Twins from India? (laughter) Talking baby twins that don’t poop? (laughter) And J. cheating on you with some girl that was serenading him on the phone? (laughter) It was crazy!”
Me: “Well, those things could all happen. I meant that you definitely know it’s not real because I would never wear sequins.”
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