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2. I like complaining about it each time it happens. So expect another blog post on this topic in the Spring.
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October 25th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Madam. Madam. Consider your spring post on this topic EAGERLY ANTICIPATED.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:28 am
TKOG: I can guarantee it will happen. Ha!
October 26th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Sherri I just about died laughing at this one. Since I call my alarm clock Murky Dismal (bc I always thought alarm clocks looked like the villain from Rainbow Bright and it stuck) maybe you should call yours Professor Coldheart (villian from Carebears who is evil genius.)
I think what we both need is a SugarHill gang alarm clock (like the one from Scrubs) google it, it’s amazing!!
October 26th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Carissajaded: I am aware of the SugarHill Gang alarm clock and would LOVE to have one. I listen to “Rapper’s Delight” when I run! Also, it’s completely adorable that you’ve named your alarm clock Murky Dismal!
October 27th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
My stupid computer keeps throwing my time off. Like right now it’s 3 in the afternoon but if I look at the computer clock, as i normally do to see how much of my life I am wasting away on this thing, it says 2:12 I have tried to change this many times now and it keeps reverting back to the wrong time. I mean come on this thing is hooked up to the interweb shouldn’t it be able to tell me the right time? At least day light savings or whatever we are calling it now is only a week or so away!
October 27th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Will: If the Intergeek is getting the time wrong, well, then I expect the world to end very soon.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Waaaaait a minute, what did you think that the clock that sets itself would do? Predict what time you needed to wake up? Why the eff didn’t it do that!?
Just noticed your bulldog in your pictures. I HAVE ONE TOO. I love you even more right now.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Belle: Noooo, I just didn’t expect it to NOT set itself to coincide with Daylight Savings! Like, all week my clock is an hour behind because in 2008 Daylight Savings changed to later in the year!
Also, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU HAD A BULLDOG! I love you. Bulldog owners are a certain breed of people. They are good and caring and awesome. You should check out another blog – Noisiest Passenger – it’s listed under my links on the left. Not only is Amanda an awesomely witty, funny, SMART chick, she is one of us.
March 15th, 2010 at 8:52 am
[...] about “losing” an hour’s sleep. Fortunately for me, I don’t lose an hour BECAUSE I STILL HAVE THAT FUCKING ATOMIC CLOCK THAT WON’T AUTOMATICALLY SET AND THERE’S …. So for now, until my clock decides to change itself to the correct time, I’ll just live my [...]