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October 31st, 2009 at 6:47 am
The traaaaagic tale of Toms River! I love it! Although this post made me want to eat a fun-sized Milky Way. Or maybe, in Toms River’s honor, two fun-sized Milky Ways…
October 31st, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Disregard that, I suck cocks
November 1st, 2009 at 1:43 pm
TKOG: You can come over – we had tons of candy left over! Kids today just don’t understand the value of going door-to-door begging for candy. When you toss them a few pieces of chocolate, they just stare because they expected a cell phone or something.
November 2nd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
That sounds awesome! The people who tradionalized (what?)Toms river were geniuses! I remember the only time I really ever enjoyed going to Sunday School was the week of Halloween. They always had a lot of candy.. and then you got the real thing. But that’s still not as good as two nights of actual trick or treating.