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I am, however, spending the morning cleaning out a closet to make room for another purple, sparkly sweater... just in case.
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November 2nd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
haha Ohhh mothers. My mom will ask me what I want. And so I tell her. Then she will say, “well thats nice… but you know, I actually think I have already found something i think you’ll like, so I’m just gonna go ahead and give you that.” Enter a long night gown with a space ship on it. Awesome.
November 2nd, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Is it possible we have the same mother?
Cheers,
Brian
November 2nd, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Carrisajaded: I don’t know… a long night gown with a space ship on it sounds pretty awesome. I’ll trade you one purple, sparkly sweater and an unused Thighmaster for it!
Brian: Well, if your closet is full of purple, sparkly sweaters and hideous, over-sized black purses, then yes.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:16 am
Did my mom adopt you? You described her to a tee. She puts on makeup to work out. Seriously, wtf?
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:19 am
Oh and PS Sherri – I saw a couple days ago, you asked if I have pictured of my bulldog on my blog. A fullblown post in his honor is long overdue… but here’s the last one I’ve written. For you.
http://www.belleandnel.com/2009/09/you-be-judge_04.html
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:31 am
Belle: I swear there must just be one universal “Mom” that we all share. It’s bizarre!
Also, I LOVE DUDLEY SO MUCH! I swear bulldog owners love their doggers way more than other people love their lame-o, boring breeds.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:49 am
You’re gift request made me chuckle. Oh, and for the record, I would give my lame-o, boring breed dog my left kidney, so nyaa!
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:57 am
Ms. Terri: I’m pretty sure my Mom wouldn’t chuckle, so maybe I should ask for tampons instead of the weed?
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