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By Sherri on Saturday, November 21, 2009
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We were in a big room and Redd Foxx was about 20 feet away, care health resurrection adipex diet pill, taking pictures and signing autographs. The baby gator was placed in my hands and I was laughing, Online weight loss rx adipex, giggling, smiling and having a great time.

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There was a hush when the alligator hit him in the thigh. And well, that hush ended when I started screaming. Loudly. We were asked [nicely] to leave, Adipex Over The Counter. In all honesty, it's not my fault there wasn't a "Bindi The Jungle Girl" back then to show me that despite its razor-sharp teeth and icky, slimy claws that are more like DAGGERS, I had nothing to fear.

I never saw Redd Foxx ever again after that. Nor the baby alligator. I hope they have both forgiven me. I don't know the life expectancy of gators, but I know Redd Foxx has moved on to that big junkyard in the sky. I like to think that they're there together, laughing about how they met and singing my praises because they are now best friends or something.

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7 Responses to “Adipex Over The Counter”

  1. carissajade Says:

    HAHAHAH!!! That is an amazing story. At least you know Redd never forgot you. He probably hates you, and that is something you should be proud of!!!

    I have to say, I’m a big fan of Bindi… not because I liked her, but because I was her father’s biggest fan. I was probably the only person in the world who went to see the Crocodile Hunter movie on opening day… and oh yeah, I own it!

    I was actually going to post the other day about my crocodile story, but it is way less entertaining. When I was little I went to the zoo with my family and there was this one part where there was an alligator pond and a little dock went out into the pond. I crouched down to try to get a better look. And then stuck my head in the bars… where it got stuck. I don’t remember how they got me unstuck, but I do remember the panic that I felt when my head was stuck in between those bars and I thought I was going to get my head eaten off. I don’t think it could have reached me… but nevertheless, scariest moment of my life.

  2. Sherri Says:

    Carissajade(where’s the “d”?): The Crocodile Hunter had a movie???? Was that what he was filming when he died? Also, I am laughing so hard at picturing you with your head stuck. Hahahaha!

  3. Amanda Says:

    You had me at “We were basically the Griswolds”!

  4. Sherri Says:

    Amanda: For reals. The only thing missing was the dead grandmother strapped to the roof.

  5. tdizzle Says:

    this blog post I must admit is kind’ve sickening.
    it seems so negative. Why be hatin on some little girl, you don’t even know?
    Peace

  6. Sherri Says:

    Hey Tdizzle, how about I “be hatin” on you instead? For example, why do people who have NEGATIVE comments about what they feel is a NEGATIVE post, always have to be “anonymous” or a “randomloser”? (your choice of email address, not mine)

    Or, why do people who comment negatively on what they feel is a negative post not see the irony in their negative comment on such a “negative” post?

    Also, why are anonymous comments always from people who really believe “kind’ve” is an actual word?

    And finally, how the fuck do you know I don’t know Bindi? Maybe we’ve met. So, would it be okay to say how much I hate her if I DID know her?

    You’re pure genius, fuckface. Please come back again soon!

  7. Sherri Says:

    PS Tdizzle: Would these people be happy that your free time is spent reading my blog?

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