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The two of us began drinking wine directly from the bottle. The next thing I remember, we were "hiding" under the kitchen table, disney wich ambien on ebay, playing cards and holding unlit cigarettes in our mouths while guzzling the wine. [I'm only mildly surprised I didn't hire some gigolos to come hang out.] My Aunt came home and well, Schedule to taper off ambien, everything EXPLODED. I was held responsible since I was older. Cheap Ambien Online, I mean, the fact that a grown man [my Uncle], was asleep with his hand in a bag of potato chips instead of watching us, didn't matter. I was the one who got in trouble. BIG trouble, put the ambien under your tongue.
My actual punishment didn't come until the next day because I spent the next several hours after being caught, vomiting violently. Relaxing herb's compatable with ambien, Apparently, most of the bad choices I made back then culminated with me projectile puking. [I won't go into detail but I once ate 5 jars of homemade pickles from my best friend's basement, Cheap Ambien Online. We thought it would be "fun". Do you know how badly pickle puke smells?]
Interestingly enough, these bad, bad, BAD choices I made so early in life are probably what kept me on the right track as I became a teen. Had I waited until I was 12 or 13 to experiment with cigarettes or booze, I might have liked them. So really, my poor choices early on are what kept me [mostly] out of trouble later in life.
The only regret I have is that I didn't take any bong hits when I was 8 years old. If I had, maybe college would have been a smoother ride.
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November 24th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Oh Sherri, you were a little brave one!!! I think I made the mistake of trying to impress my parents at a young age, and then when I realized they were losing interest I finally rebelled.
Besides smoking cinnamon cigarrettes, the worst thing I got into was when I tried to make popcorn balls by hand out of ALOT of peanut butter and popcorn. I destroyed my friend’s kitchen…
And hahaha I love your carnival idea! We would have been best friends growing up!!! We could have combined your ideas with my idea of charging people to watch me “tame” my “lion” (actually my pet Brittany Spaniel.) We could have been kabillionaires!
November 24th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Oh my god, Carissajade – every comment you leave me, I swear I feel like we are long-lost sisters. My brother & I once decided to make homemade peanut butter by putting peanuts between the pages of my Mom’s BRAND NEW Encyclopedias. We laid every single one on the ground, put peanuts between the pages and then I hopped from book to book smashing the peanuts. Do you know what that does? Leaves big greasy peanut blobs. I’m still not sure how I lived through that one – those Encyclopedias were expensive!
ALSO – I HAD A BRITTANY SPANIEL NAMED PEGGY!
November 25th, 2009 at 6:23 am
“I’m only mildly surprised I didn’t hire some gigolos to come hang out.” just gave me a huge case of the Wednesday-morning giggles. Love it!
November 25th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Hahahahaha, this is the best post I’ve read yet. I love the carnival idea, I can’t believe you had the guts to do that. And I cannot BELIEVE you got drunk at that age. Amazing. Life lessons, though.
January 15th, 2010 at 7:19 am
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