About

Some people are put on this Earth to spread joy, love and happiness. I was put here to spread my stupidity, insecurity, weird theories and mindless fodder... one blog post at a time. I'm not good with "About" pages. I mean, what is it you'd like to know? Okay, I'll break it down for you.
  • I'm a chick.
  • I own a popular music blog.
  • I live in New Jersey, the armpit of America.
  • I dislike things that are cherry-flavored.
  • I have original theories about Cannibalistic Serial Killers.
  • I adore Daryl Palumbo. Not just because he's adorable but because he does what many people cannot: he crosses music genres seemlessly. He's a genius.
  • My Bulldog talks. She's been on TV.
  • So have I. You can ask me about those times if you want.
  • I read a lot.
  • J. hates the way I drive and I hate the way he drives.
  • I pitched my first TV show to MTV a couple of months ago.
  • I climbed a fire escape four floors up on a dare, entered an apartment through the window and stole their vacuum cleaner. And then carried it with me back down the fire escape.
  • I'm smart, in a completely stupid way.
  • I'm still not sure how I feel about having an illness for which there isn't a cure. I could probably use some help dealing but am making a go of figuring it out on my own.
  • I receive I.V. infusions to help with CD. Unfortunately, I'm highly allergic to my infusions. This is a big Catch-22.
  • I learned to speed read when I was in first grade.
  • I've partied with many of my music idols over the years. My teenage self squeals in delight when I think about it.